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Hi , My name is Vermin Supreme. You can haz ME  come to YOU, your school, or social organization ? Contact now. Read MOAR below.

“Please do not be fooled by Vermin Supreme’s free pony policy.  It is an evil, fascist trap.”  warns  Andrew Sullivan in  The Daily Beast

Election year 2012 has seen the digital world come together and embrace Vermin Supreme like never before.

Capturing the imagination of a new generation, his performance at the Lesser Known Candidates Debate went viral, garnering six million hits and counting.

Vermin Supreme has also been officially declared a ‘ meme ‘ inspiring ‘fan art’ from around the world.

“..the best nut-ball protest candidate in a long time…. half Ron Paul and half Gallagher.” – The Weekly Standard wrote.

Vermin Supreme’s long and storied career as a fringe candidate has given him a unique perspective on America, politics, and the first amendment.

Entertaining, informative, and educational, Vermin’s presentation provides  a wealth of  anecdotes recounting his fear and loathing on the campaign trail.

Illustrating his presentation,  a wealth of video documentation and stills capturing his electoral adventures .

“He’s like Pat Paulsen with a big dose of Timothy Leary.” – CNBC News correspondent Jane Wells

U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., has traditionally played along with the boot man over the years. In his most recent encounter, Supreme asked him to confirm rumors that Republican operative Karl Rove was secretly responsible for the collapse of the Old Man of the Mountain.
Captured on YouTube, a smiling McCain replies that yes, “in a fit of anger, Karl went up there and dynamited it!”

The Economist has noted  “Mr Supreme’s jokes are funnier than John McCain’s. ( But ) Mr Supreme is wrong about the dangers facing America . Some of them are real.

Vermin Supreme draws attention to oppressive and corrupt policies with mockery in the guise of radical honesty, and has done so in every presidential election since 1988. The mockery begins with his legal name; as he proudly proclaims, “All politicians are, in fact, vermin. I am the Vermin Supreme; therefore I am the most qualified candidate” (Walker). He also frequently promises his audiences that if elected, he will happily enter their homes, sit on their couches, put his feet on their furniture, watch their televisions, and tell them what to do. With such commentary, Supreme draws attention to the fact that politicians often aspire to power rather than service and alludes to the invasion of privacy which often ensues as governments and politicians gain power.

Bringing the national debate over torture into unexplored territory, Supreme this year is sarcastically calling for the use of waterboarding in the public schools.

Quite frankly, it doesn’t matter what his campaign issues really are anymore.” – Darren Garnick

A constant stream of broken promises, ubiquitous in political campaigning, continues to fool many voters in every election. While such promises tend to increase voter apathy, this in turn leads candidates to adopt more sophisticated strategies in making promises which they may lack any ability to implement once in office. Political satire makes an easy target of this cliché problem in political discourse. In the candidacy of Vermin Supreme, he promises if elected that he will provide free ponies for all Americans (Walker). This satirical promise developed in a spontaneous moment of inspiration during Senator John Kerry’s campaign to win the Democratic Party primary in New Hampshire. During an anti-war rally, a call-and-response chant repeatedly asked “What do we want?”  To this, activists predictably responded, “Peace!” After a few repetitions of this chant, Vermin Supreme interjected his own response: “A pony!” This quickly spread through the rally, and Supreme had a new campaign platform (Kennedy 114-115). Since that inspired moment, Supreme’s promise of free ponies for all Americans has become more elaborate, and he now promises free pony healthcare and subsidized pony housing (Steer 11). With the original ridiculous promise, Supreme mocks the promises of all politicians and moreover draws attention to the way that politicians easily shift the focus from ideal outcomes, such as peace, to material wishes. Over time, Supreme has built upon this to directly criticize campaigns which appeal to the American dream of home ownership and the promise of universal healthcare.

“Finally, a candidate who understands what the Founding Fathers were talking about.” – Samantha Grossman – Time.com

Mandatory dental hygiene is another of Vermin Supreme’s important campaign promises. On one occasion, Supreme used a giant toothbrush to clean the Washington Monument, declaring afterward that “The biggest incisor in the world has indeed been brushed. Next time, floss” (Blitzer). With this platform, Supreme continues to mock the promise of universal healthcare, a major concern in the 2008 presidential election. By framing it as a mandate rather than as a benefit, Supreme’s criticism almost seems prophetic, since President Obama’s program of universal healthcare now includes a requirement that most Americans have some form of health insurance by 2014 or face a fine (Khan). Supreme shifts attention away from concerns about this pervasive dental mandate by promising not to use flying monkeys or tooth fairies to enforce it. He also promises to boost American preparedness for a zombie invasion, evoking fear of the unknown and quelling criticism of all his other platforms.

“I met Vermin in 1992.  I saw behind that showmanship, a communication strategy.  To show the American people that  our politics has been turned into entertainment . He just took it to the  extreme” – Ralph Nader.

By blurring the line between politics and entertainment, Vermin Supreme raises questions about the extent to which entertainment has already pervaded the political landscape. From one perspective, he clowns about politics and ridicules the electoral process. From another perspective, he mirrors the clownish behavior of politicians and draws our attention to reality: that political discourse has become more about entertainment than many of us are comfortable admitting. Political commentators and voters alike often feel that satirical candidates like Vermin Supreme undermine and cheapen the electoral process. Reporter and news anchor Sam Donaldson once blustered at the suggestion that he cover Supreme’s campaign, saying that “as a reporter, I’m under no obligation to pay any attention to him. We’ve a very valuable, small amount of air time at ABC News. I wish we had more. I should spend our time on Vermin Supreme? Not a chance!” (Blitzer). Such criticism, however, merely demonstrates a lack of perspective and insight. Through such myopic and humorless comments, Donaldson and others that express their annoyance at Vermin Supreme’s campaign give credibility to the satire which mocks exactly that kind of shortsightedness. As syndicated Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer put it, “He sounds like a jester out of King Lear. I mean this is a classic figure in history. There’s always the fool in the court who’s half nuts, but half wise. The one who whispers in the ear of the conqueror, ‘you’re mortal’ … Slightly insane, slightly a bit of a put on, and a lot of accurate satire. I don’t think it’s a detriment to the political system. I think it’s a nice accoutrement” (Blitzer).

” I’m not sure which impresses me more , the ideas inside his head or the boot on top of it.” quipped The Daily Show’s  John Stewart .

An ancient tradition in Western culture, political satire goes back as far as Aristophanes in classical Attica, where jokes at the expense of politicians played an important role in the development of Attic comedy. Then, as now, political satire has attracted controversy. In Attica, personal jokes mocking political leaders were eventually abolished (Chronopoulos 207). Today, political satire enjoys more popularity than ever with the advent of mass communication technologies—radio, television, and most recently the Internet. Political satire has become so popular that many young people today claim to get their news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, two comedic TV shows which satirize political punditry (Shaheen). Of the various kinds of political satire, the satirical candidate presents the most threatening challenge to the validity of the political process, and therefore often draws the most controversy. Political satire is however a valuable feature in the discourse of society; although rarely constructive, satirical candidacies nevertheless offer a great deal of insight into the errors made by government and the problems afflicting the political milieu.

” Supreme (yes, that is his legal name) is best known for the rubber boot helmet he wears on his head with the pomp and circumstance of a Roman emperor. The rubber boot seems to be a natural extension of his head, with the toes pointing toward his next unsuspecting target.

That boot has now been enshrined in the Granite State’s version of the Smithsonian Institution – the New Hampshire Political Library, a museum and archive co-founded by the late Gov. Hugh Gregg, of Nashua.

“What I have done, I have hijacked a portion of the New Hampshire Political Library, which is a part of the New Hampshire State Library. The New Hampshire Political Library exists to collect memorabilia from the New Hampshire primary, and what I have done is I have taken over a section of it, liberating a corner of it, and declaring it the Vermin Supreme Presidential Library.”

“Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the authority of the boot-maker.” –Mikhail Bakunin

Bernstein, David S. “Saner than the GOP: The Salem Presidential Debate.” Boston Phoenix 28 Oct., 2011: 6. Print.

Blitzer, Wolf. “Oval Office Underdogs: Vermin Supreme.” Why Can’t I Be President? PBS. WGBH, 1996. YouTube. Google, 27 Nov. 2007. Web. 05 Nov. 2011.

Carioli, Carly. “Video: Vermin Supreme vs. Aleister Crowley: The 2012 Presidential Debate.” Boston Phoenix Blogs: Talking Politics. The Phoenix Media/Communications Group, 30 October, 2011. Web. 31 October, 2011.

Chronopoulos, Stelios. “Re-writing the Personal Joke: Some Aspects in the Interpretation of ὀνομαστὶ κωμῳδεῖν in Ancient Scholarship.” Trends in Classics, Supplementary Volumes 8 (2011): 207-223. Google Book Search. Web. 1 Nov., 2011.

Kennedy, Pagan. The Dangerous Joy of Dr. Sex and Other True Stories. Santa Fe, NM: Santa Fe Writers Project, 2008. Print.

Khan, Huma. “Obama Signs Health Care Bill Into Law as Republicans Challenge Constitutionality.” ABC News. ABC News Internet Ventures, 23 Mar. 2010. Web. 07 Nov. 2011.

Shaheen, Jean. “A Conversation with Stephen Colbert.” John F. Kennedy Forum. Harvard University, Cambridge, MA. 1 Dec. 2006. Google Videos. Web. 2 Nov., 2011.

Steer, Daymond. “Who Voted for Vermin?” The Cabinet 206, No. 4 (24 Jan. 2008): 1, 11. Google News. The Cabinet Press. Web. 06 Nov. 2011.

Walker, Thomas. “Supreme, Vermin.” Our Campaigns. N.p., 11 Oct. 2011. Web. 07 Nov. 2011.


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